It's not the Volvo drivers that are the problem, it's Volvo's fault fer wiring up all of their indicators back to front
An old bloke is driving home from work in his Volvo when his wife rings him on his mobile,
"Frank", she says, "Be careful! There was a bit on the news just now, some lunatic is driving the wrong way down the freeway",
"It's worse than that", he replies, "There are hundreds of them!"