#1
You: Is that your bike downstairs?

Them: Yes, yes it is.

You: Care to part with it for $30?

#2

*knock knock*
Hot chick answers

You: *choke* uhhhh... There is an old bicycle downstairs in your spot. Is that yours?

Hot chick: It's my ex boyfriends

You: , Care for a tune up... of the bike I mean, unless you're up for that sort of thing *stupid grin*

Meh, the way I see it, it could work out well. Unless Said hot chick is replaced with bubba the former inmate who is a tad lonely this summer :-\

Just wear your running shoes