I'll be wearing my best green PJs each night to stay up and watch the cycling, cheering on Thor and his favoured kiwi lead out man in the sprint stages. Go the green jersey for the Norwegian green giant.

Spraking of S&M, there was a strange CSI episode on last night with a chick in a bondage outfit strapped upside down to the front of a car for a late night thrill. It all went horribly wrong and she ended up being the buffer between car and tree