I rode an insanely cheap and heavy Schwinn BMX bike (with coaster brakes no less) when I was a kid. Some friends and I were fooling around the jumps in an abandoned lot when some girls walked by. I decided to play the hero and flew off a jump and tried a tabletop. As I crashed the bike went left and I went right. Somehow I managed to get a toenail torn off. The girls, however, did not seem impressed enough to glance my way.