Originally Posted by stevo

For you Phlly folks,

about 10 years (?) back I was at some fest on the BF Pway, sitting next to a police bike locked up like this. The only thing worse was the cable was only wrapped loosely around the seat post.

I'm half paying attention as the 'policeman' comes back, and uses his key to 'unlock' his bike.

"um, you realize your bike's not locked"
"Sure it is"
"OK"

It was then I realized it was Timmony.

(shrug). Makes me feel safe.