ok, i'll bite:

frame
fork
headset
stem
handlebars
- possibly grips or tape
- possibly bar end plugs
seatpost
seatpost clamp
saddle
bottom bracket
crank arms
-crank arm bolts
chainring
-chainring bolts
chain
pedals
- possibly toe clips
- possibly straps
freewheel
wheelset
- hubs
- rims
- spokes
- possibly nipples
- rimstrips
- possibly skewers
- possibly track nuts w/ integrated washers
tires
brake levers
brake cables
cable housing
front and rear brakes
- calipers
- shoes & pads