I have the perfect antidote to stupid drivers .... Beat up old '79 Blazer. 4x4, lifted, big tires, dents, rust, spray can paint job, no grill and the hood doesn't close right.

Even when someone DOES do something stupid around me, when they actually look at my truck and notice, they back off right away and give me LOTS of room.

Not to mention that if I'm up close to someone, all they see in their rearview mirror is my radiator (No grill, remember?)

So yeah... nobody really messes with me when I'm driving.

Oh... and a tiny bit of pressure on the brakes is enough to light up your brake lights without actually slowing you down appreciably. (Yeah, I've done that, too.... Then the jacka** passed me and started slowing down in front of me, riding HIS brakes.... I just came right up to his bumper like I was going to push him, he turned white, sped up a little bit, got into the other lane and slowed way down and left me alone.)