Originally Posted by geo8rge
Get a hack saw and a titanium blade. cut the chain or lock. strip the bike of non metal parts. place the metal bits in the proper recycling bin.
Quite so, just cut the lock. Like my first wife used to say, "If it isn't nailed down, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, well, then it isn't nailed down".
I know you were kidding geo8rge.