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Old 09-13-06 | 03:48 PM
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Wino Ryder
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From: beautiful "Cypress Gardens" florida
Yeah, I get a few compliments, mainly from women about my legs. Used to bother me at first,......made me feel kinda weird for some chick to tell me I had sexy legs. I mean, thats supposed to be my line. The first thing I did was look around to see if any guys were watching. Then it happened again, from another chick, and just kept on going after that. I mean, I confess I ride hard in the sun, and I'm dark complected, and go sockless in my Diadoras, but I'm built like 'Big Bird' and getting old, and all I need is yellow feathers and a beek to complete the picture.

The real clincher came when my wife's girlfriends were at the house when I came in from a ride, telling me how great I'd look in high heels. "WHAT"??........Now thats a first, I thought, so to salvage my dignity all I could say was "Yeah, yeah, yeah,...whatever", I said, letting them have their fun. It was real hard to live that one down though. "High heels"???.......so I made myself scarce, letting the hens talk in the hen house. Of course they were all apologetic about it and all, thinking they offended me (I was'nt), but I still felt kinda weird y'know.

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