Originally Posted by Serendipper

Oh, come now...you of all people should appreciate a dry rapier every now and again.

I only bother to joust and jest with those steeped in literature long enough to have acquired a singular taste in archaic humour. Unfortunately, my dear...your standards have attained heights that I dare not aspire to climb, as I have already revealed enough of my pedestrian behaviour, and thus have rendered any remaining wit too dull to pierce your heart with laughter!

~regret