Is it ok to tell a cycling friend that their wife is hot?
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I've been called a few things in my day and among them are titles such as "Ladies Man", "Modern Day Renaissance Man" and "Oh my God it's...".
So IMO, I'm the man to go to for lady advice. Here's what I would do.
Ride up to her on a ride (or walk up to her after a ride) and with her husband inside your conversation say "Man, I think you could do way better than [husband], you know *lift eyebrows slightly, look down, then into her eyes* I just got through a particularly scarring breakup/divorce, so if [husband] ever acts up you know who to go to"
Then keep on talking to the huband like he's your best friend.
Trust me. It works.
So IMO, I'm the man to go to for lady advice. Here's what I would do.
Ride up to her on a ride (or walk up to her after a ride) and with her husband inside your conversation say "Man, I think you could do way better than [husband], you know *lift eyebrows slightly, look down, then into her eyes* I just got through a particularly scarring breakup/divorce, so if [husband] ever acts up you know who to go to"
Then keep on talking to the huband like he's your best friend.
Trust me. It works.
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