Originally Posted by bonechilling

The worst offender I ever saw was near a college campus,
as well. This major-league ******bag riding a stock Bianchi
pista, platform pedals and all, with the track bars flipped up
into "bum-bars," for a more comfortable riding position. He
didn't know how to stop (well, how could he?!), so as he
merged into traffic, he just kept Fred Flintstoning it.

I have no idea why this person would have a track bike in
the first place.