Originally Posted by William Karsten

"Could have been a poet or I could have been a fool."


I learned the "sucktastic ass clown" while riding home a while back.

Story start:

A flat black older car did the power squeeze on me and I screemed "*****" at the (female) driver. Who stopped. I'm all for equal opertunity, however, I won't hit a woman. So, I was at a bit of a loss. She stopped, got out and
like whoa.
Nearly 6 foot in heals, short skirt with some crazy striped stockings, and a loosely buttoned up shirt that revealed parts of her that made me blush. She was part Indian perhaps, olive skin, with hair black and shiney as crude oil. There was an Ohm tattoo on her wrist. Her eyes were blue/grey.
I almost forgot to stop, looking at her, and nearly ran into her. We were about a foot apart, my tire at her feet.
I looked at her and said "Wow, you're ****ing beautiful.".

And then remembered a few things.
#1. I'm married
#2. It's inpolite to cuss infront of a lady
#3. I smelled after doing about 8 miles
#4. I'm married.

I apologized for cussing. I left. She screamed at me as I left "You sucktastic ass clown." Which was amuzing, both in its ownright, and for the fact I feel that I claim copyright on "assclown" having first used it in this forum. The bike wobbled as I laughed, regained composure, and then moved post haste.

Story: over.