Originally Posted by wethepeople
I while back some friends and I were hanging out at a playground, I was drunk and my friend had a broken foot.
For the intrest of shenanigans they gave me the crutches, I set them to the highest setting (he's about 6'4, I set them up to fit somebody thats about 6'8. and I was only 5'8 at the time) and went ontop of a pic-nic table and tried to launch myself off by running them using the crutches to fling me. It was also raining at the time so the table was wet and slippery. When I put the crutches down they slipped and I landed right on my tailbone on the edge of the table.
I think that accident made me shorter.
I think you hit your head in that accident... and before it which would make you that dumb to actually attempt such a thing. It hurts to put the crutches up to their highest setting. My armpits have taken a major toll.
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