Summarize any training, skills, licenses, and/or certificates that qualify you for the position for which you are applying.

Exclude all information that indicates your membership in any of the protected groups (e.g. race, color, religion, gender, age, national origin, disability, citizenship status, sexual orientation, veteran status, marital status, ancestry, pregnancy or other legally protected status).

hahaha... I should put "I'm the best damn one-armed black/chinese gay manho ya ever saw"
But then they wouldn't hire me.