if we weren't all hipsters..... then all these indie bike messenger shops wouldn't be in business anymore. places like velospace, bikeforums and fgg wouldn't be making money off of us because they wouldn't have any businesses advertising with them. none of these kids here would dream about become a messenger like they normally do, because it wouldn't be a "cool" job and frame builders like IRO and SOMA wouldn't have even bothered to mass producing track frames.
face it... there are hipsters because at some point you wanted to look cool on your bike....it all paid off...now you have a fleet of hipsters to idolize you.
just shut up and ride.