*Sniffle* I remember the last time I was a hipster.... T'was the Summer of '97. Nation of Ullysees was on the record player, I was getting on my GT Palomar ATB to ride down to Impala Cafe to see ****z, and I felt so freakin' awesome I was ridin' to a show.... Magic moments. Now I'm old, and the only cool thing I gots is this Effin' Fixed-gear. We are all hipsters. Every one of us.