Hey, we're not all tall and skinny Italian dudes!
Hey, we're not all tall and skinny triathletes! I am 5'6", and I have been riding uncomfortable bikes for 30 or so years. I am not rich like you, so I can't afford a custom made bike.
My 2003 Giant OCR-1 is the best fitting bike I have ever ridden, and I love it. I will always buy a sloping top tube from now on. My mountain bike also has a sloping top tube, which saves the 'boys' from abuse.