Well, at least I hope you can check in from the local public library. Even lots of small towns offer free Internet use (time-limited, of course) at the public libraries, and Sarasota is not a small town!
If I had the resources of, say, a Bill Gates, I'd send you a computer for Christmas--but then, if I had Bill Gates-type resources, I wouldn't be sitting here wishing I had heat in my apartment!
Just figure out some way to stay aboard, OK? And happy holidays!