I like the directions we used to give in small towns: "Well ya go down this road till you get to Joe Pudfracker's place, then over to the Exxon and turn left till you see Ed's pink flamingo. From there you take the road to the schlossen cut-off, cut off your schlossen, and wait for the ambulance to come and get ya where ya wanna go."
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"Let us hope our weapons are never needed --but do not forget what the common people knew when they demanded the Bill of Rights: An armed citizenry is the first defense, the best defense, and the final defense against tyranny. If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government -- and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws" - Edward Abbey