You had to go there...just had to go there. Tsk tsk tsk...
Okay-
To be so focused on such a disposable item and dedicate the amount of time you do to eradicating this cottony demonwrap makes me wonder if I might have chosen the wrong profession. I should be an anti-underwear forum troller. I need to champion this cause too, but I am committed to other forum needs elsewhere. When the task at hand is finished, I will be right by your side, forever shirking society's ever-oppressive underwear addiction: watch out Fruit of the Loom, Disco's dead....you're next. Yes, I killed off disco. And I am currently working on Blink182 and Green Day. Corporate "punk" has no place in this life or any other. Just like underwear. And this forum. And WK. And me. Wait...the last three things are cool. Except when you call someone "fixie-boy." We prefer "one-geared Nancy"...now gimme a tea, ya bastid.
In the mean time...just for you, Underwear Nazi: http://www.cafeshops.com/derailleurssuck.9349842
Ready Steady Go~