View Poll Results: Do you wear underwear under your bike shorts?
No way!
52
28.11%
Never!
48
25.95%
I never wear underwear!
33
17.84%
Commando here!
49
26.49%
I am DnvrFox
3
1.62%
Voters: 185. You may not vote on this poll
Underwear Poll
01-22-04 | 04:52 PM
#52
Banned.
Joined: Oct 2002
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From: Bannation, forever.
1st of all I never wear underwear under bike shorts.
2nd I do wear underwear under regular clothing. Don't like the feeling of the boys swinging around in my jeans. I wear carpenter style jeans, don't care for the regular fit style. So my jeans are not snug enough to keep my boys in place. Oh and I wear briefs, not boxers, again it has to do with the swinging around feeling. Believe me the first time you sit on something down there the wrong way in a conferance meeting you learn how to correct it.
2nd I do wear underwear under regular clothing. Don't like the feeling of the boys swinging around in my jeans. I wear carpenter style jeans, don't care for the regular fit style. So my jeans are not snug enough to keep my boys in place. Oh and I wear briefs, not boxers, again it has to do with the swinging around feeling. Believe me the first time you sit on something down there the wrong way in a conferance meeting you learn how to correct it.
01-22-04 | 05:35 PM
#53
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From: Pennsylvania
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Originally Posted by N_C
2nd I do wear underwear under regular clothing. Don't like the feeling of the boys swinging around in my jeans.
Trust me - you can (and will!) thank me later.
01-22-04 | 07:43 PM
#54
Originally Posted by bac
Trust me, the boys get acclimated. Soon, but only if given enough freedom, they will act as a separate entity, and move independently if a hazard is confronted. Only through this training and liberation will the boys reach their full potential. Freedom is the only answer. Do me this favor – give free-balling a legitimate opportunity to succeed or fail. Go commando for a period of no less than 3 weeks in succession. You will then be a convert, and you will not look back.
Trust me - you can (and will!) thank me later.
Trust me - you can (and will!) thank me later.
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No worries
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01-22-04 | 08:39 PM
#55
Free for 16 years. NEVER wear them, don't own them.
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06-02-04 | 06:26 PM
#58
Center of the Universe
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From: Everett, WA
Bikes: Bianchi San Remo, Norvara Intrepid MTB , Softride Solo 700
Originally Posted by MERTON
if one wears cycling shorts under baggy shorts doesn't that make the cycling shorts underwear?
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06-02-04 | 06:28 PM
#59
2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,762
Likes: 5
From: NYC
Bikes: 04' Specialized Hardrock Sport, 03' Giant OCR2 (SOLD!), 04' Litespeed Firenze, 04' Giant OCR Touring, 07' Specialized Langster Comp
You'll get my underwear when you pry it from my cold dead hands.
06-02-04 | 09:31 PM
#60
EZ3 USX
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 19
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From: Osseo, MN
Bikes: Sun EZ3 USX, 04 Schwinn Stingray, old Stingray lowrider, couple of kid's bikes.
Haven't worn undies of any sort in 10 years. Neither has my fiance. And now that I wear almost exclusively kilts 'regimental' style, it's like an entirely new NEW world of freeness.
Still trying to work out kilts & bikes...
Still trying to work out kilts & bikes...
06-03-04 | 12:09 AM
#61
I drink your MILKSHAKE
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 15,061
Likes: 3
From: St. Petersburg, FL
Bikes: 2003 Specialized Rockhopper FSR Comp, 1999 Specialized Hardrock Comp FS, 1971 Schwinn Varsity
LET THE DEAD REST IN PEACE. Honestly people you should be ashamed. Now we'll have damn Zombie threads running around
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06-03-04 | 12:32 AM
#62
Senior Member
Joined: Sep 2001
Posts: 13,237
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From: Fallbrook,Calif./Palau del Vidre, France
Bikes: Klein QP, Fuji touring, Surly Cross Check, BCH City bike
I did not vote here. Can't . My answer does not fit..I Never wear underwear under cycling shorts with one exception..
I found some winter underwear..Seamless......It has a front panel to keep your stuff warmer and out of the wind..
Underwear Nazi does not approve..With this one exception..Sorry..Just do not like Jack Frost nibbling on our niblets.
The panel breathes yet keeps the chill factor above 40..Sorry, we So Calers are spoiled...Anything under 45 degrees is not to be tolerated.
I found some winter underwear..Seamless......It has a front panel to keep your stuff warmer and out of the wind..
Underwear Nazi does not approve..With this one exception..Sorry..Just do not like Jack Frost nibbling on our niblets.
The panel breathes yet keeps the chill factor above 40..Sorry, we So Calers are spoiled...Anything under 45 degrees is not to be tolerated.
06-03-04 | 06:57 AM
#64
2-Cyl, 1/2 HP @ 90 RPM
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 15,762
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From: NYC
Bikes: 04' Specialized Hardrock Sport, 03' Giant OCR2 (SOLD!), 04' Litespeed Firenze, 04' Giant OCR Touring, 07' Specialized Langster Comp
Considering RYOUNG posted 01-23-04, 11:36 AM, and the next post by MERTON was 06-02-04, 07:24 PM...
06-03-04 | 11:23 AM
#65
Senior Member
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 1,328
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From: The Alta Loma area of Rancho Cucamonga. About 45 miles east of Los Angeles, California. Uphill, downhill and across hill riding; not too level!
Originally Posted by [165]
The funniest thing about this poll:
There are now THREE DnvrFox members...1 original, 2 clones? Someone stop that man from replicating!
There are now THREE DnvrFox members...1 original, 2 clones? Someone stop that man from replicating!
They are the DnvrFoxBORG.
You will be assimilated!
Or maybe you will be chafed. . .
06-03-04 | 11:35 AM
#66
Senior Member
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From: The Alta Loma area of Rancho Cucamonga. About 45 miles east of Los Angeles, California. Uphill, downhill and across hill riding; not too level!
Originally Posted by RobCat
So, um, is it okay like if you don't wear anything under the bike shorts but you wear Hanes boxer-briefs (y'know, like Michael Jordan?) over the bike shorts?
I, um, kinda like it.
I, um, kinda like it.
And if you like the boxer briefs over the bike shorts, why not a jock over the bike shorts? Much more emphasizing, if you know what I mean; direct and to the point (so to speak). As long as the size tag doesn't show. . .
07-11-04 | 07:34 PM
#68
. . . rosebud . . .
Joined: Jul 2004
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From: Arlington, VA
Bikes: Diamondback Outlook
Actually, I prefer to wear my underwear on my head when I'm wearing cycle shorts. Sometimes I wear it under my helmet, to help absorb the sweat. And sometimes I like to stretch it out over the top of the helmet and pull the sides down so they cover my ears.
07-11-04 | 09:18 PM
#69
Center of the Universe
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From: Everett, WA
Bikes: Bianchi San Remo, Norvara Intrepid MTB , Softride Solo 700
Originally Posted by Diggy18
Actually, I prefer to wear my underwear on my head when I'm wearing cycle shorts. Sometimes I wear it under my helmet, to help absorb the sweat. And sometimes I like to stretch it out over the top of the helmet and pull the sides down so they cover my ears.
I thought we shot this thread a while ago.
I guess some things just won't die
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07-11-04 | 11:57 PM
#70
Beausage is Beautiful
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 5,504
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From: Saitama, Japan
Bikes: Nabiis Alchemy
Originally Posted by Diggy18
Actually, I prefer to wear my underwear on my head when I'm wearing cycle shorts. Sometimes I wear it under my helmet, to help absorb the sweat. And sometimes I like to stretch it out over the top of the helmet and pull the sides down so they cover my ears.
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07-12-04 | 01:08 AM
#71
Chairman of the Bored
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 5,825
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From: St. Petersburg, FL
Bikes: 2004 Raleigh Talus, 2001 Motobecane Vent Noir (Custom build for heavy riders)
there's a catch...I don't wear cycling shorts....so i do wear underwear since underwear chafing is easier on me than zipper burn...anything that hurts my passenger makes me sad 
