That articre started off being about helmets but wandered off on some vague sidetrip about kids getting poisoned with aspirin and contracting asthma because their house is too clean, all too confusing for this simple mind.

So what's the conclusion? do we wear helmets when riding in the dirt so we dont get asthma, and if we do get asthma don't take aspirin because it might poison us even if we're wearing our helmet when taking it? and what about wearing a wig, what's that all about? do we have to wear wigs to ride our bicycles now? and will we get asthma if we wash our wigs too often? I'm confused.... I'm going for a bike ride, where's my wig... oh no it's in the wash! better take my inhaler then.