Found:

A set of shiny steel fenders, in need of stays
$30
A pair of cool shoes that fit my wife
Countless encampments
Much of the furniture currently adorning my house
Peugeot MTB
BMX wheel, with a hub/freewheel in good shape for a future singlespeed application
A bag of pot
A small wrench that served as a fancy keychain addition, until I lost my keys
A Huffy that donated some flat bars, brake levers, and thumb shifters to other projects

Lost:

My favorite scarf
Rear blinky light
My backpack, full of rain gear, bike parts, and groceries...it was left after sortng through a bunch of other stuff on the side of the road, but returned later via a kind man on craigslist