How about using a little more common sense - don't ride your bike while you are drunk? You come off like those of us who don't use a helmet are stupid or something - and then the truth comes out - you ride a bike drunk. Guess which one is more dangerous?
Give me a break.
My advice - don't drink and drive, either on a bike or a car. A car, you might kill someone else, on a bike, you might kill youself.