I had a laugh the other day flipping through the channels when I saw an ad for a "safe" treadmill that let's you make big changes in speed at the push of the button in case the treadmill started to outrun you (there's a set of buttons along the bottom row labeled 1 through 10 that you push to get to that mph then incrementally adjust from there). All those people who thought they were finally safe because they found a way to exercise and not have to go outside in the big bad world are at serious risk if they don't own this treadmill