Ok, here it is! It was 2:30 (after the bars closed). I was riding my bike home on the bike path that snakes around the Ohio State wetlands. Suddenly a bat hits me square in the ****ing chest! It sat there flapping its wings and squeeking for what seemed like an eternity. I was screaming like a little girl, and looking it square in the face, until i made for the side of the path and jumped off my bike. I **** my pants. Just kidding. But, what a great story anyway.