swerve to kill!!!!!!!!!













just kidding, i would never do that

Depends on the kid.


Seriously though, lucky she didn't get hurt, that could have been a much uglier scene.

Hit a cat once, I went ass over tit.
Cat took off, I only had a scraped knee.
Stupid cat.

a dog once crashed my dad on motorcycle.

one time i absolutely blasted a goose with a golf ball. the ball must have been flying over 100 mph and hit the goose at about 20 yards. it hit it dead square with a lound thump noise. i figure it was the equivalent of a human getting hit by a bowling ball at 400 mph. pretty sure the goose laid down and gave up on life afterwards.

squirrels

Hit a possum on a night ride, had to ride 60 miles with a disclocated shoulder.. Possum ran off into the desert.. The only question people asked me was if I killed the possum..

I hit a rat the other morning. Got blood all over my DT, ST and legs. Really ****ing gross. I sprayed myself with lysol when I got to the office and cleaned my bike with alcohol and lysol.

One day about a month ago, I carefully rescued a mouse that was face down in a glue trap, then later that night I ran one over.

Ran over a turtle yesterday riding off the path.

Dude, haven't you heard of hanta virus? Don't **** around with mice unless you have a death wish.

Oddly enough, I had on some purple nitrile gloves from work. It was a fun task. Sucked killing one later.

And a respirator? Seriously, next time wait for it to die, spray it down with bleach water and call it a day.

I was riding down to the bar when a fruit bat hit me in the face. I thought I killed it but when I touched it it it scrambled away. scared the crap outta me