i may have told this li'l ditty before but back in my runnin' days, a bud of mine was runnin' here outside boston and this dude threw a cup of somethin' at him and when the dude stopped for a stoplight, my boy jumps up on the hood, drops trou and takes a **** on the windshield, and runs off. dude's girlfriend was in the passenger seat and about passed out from the shock. my boy was pretty close to home so he could go tidy up quick.

true story.