Oh yeah, I also broke a poodle's leg once. There was this annoying little black poodle yapping at me. I was on my BMX, and I realized that I had forgotten something. I did a footplant and swung my bike 180 degrees to turn around and landed on the mangy mut's front leg.One of its front limbs was bent 90 degrees sideways. Its really a sad story because the I knew the owner...a real ******* and I'm sure that dog never went to a vet.

While we are on the subject of gross dead animal stories. I've hit lots of stuff with my car. Once I ran over a cat and it lay behind my car convulsing in pain. Feeling sorry for it, I backed over it again with my back and front wheels trying to end its misery. It was still convulsing, so I peeled out on it and sprayed blood all over the side of my car. The cat was thankfully dead by that point.