Hello Fred, it's pretty hard to annoy most of us with questions, but do try and use the search function before asking if possible. You can also look through the stickies at the top of each individual forum's page--there's generally quite a bit of information in the stickies.
Where are you located? We have a number of regional forums, with members far and wide, international too!
And if you just need a good laugh, there's always
Foo.
Welcome to BF!
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