I know the stress of driving 30 miles on our lovely highways has me stinking up to high heaven.

I can arrive at work soaked in sweat and not stink what so ever after a brief cleaning with a paper towel. My female coworkers have stated that I smell like the outdoors... whatever that smells like *shrugs*
Trust me.... they would have kicked my arse out the door if I ever came to work smelling like a locker room.