MESSENGER CULTURE IS TEH SELL-OUT! OMG, LIKE OMG...WE ALL NEED TO FIND A NEW TREND TO JUMP ONTO NOW THAT NIKE IS SELLING US OUT.

OMG, like I just bought a new pista and a new messenger bag. I gotta sell it now. I've been sold out. Nike ruined riding a bike for me. I can't possibly ride a fixed gear because nike has spoiled it for me. OMG. THis sucks. Maybe SOAP shoes will be cool now. At least nike isn't involved with that.

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