I spent part of my weekend thinking of better causes for fixed gear riders to get behind, other than someone using a fixed gear in an ad.

1.) Pollution caused by farting
2.) Creating a hypercolors shirt memorial day
3.) The rights of bacteria that are being killed by anti-bacterial soaps
4.) Making "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter" change from yellow to red so that people know that it's definitely not butter
5.) Making dogs wear hats

Go crazy kids!