Who's my daddy? You are THE BF Daddy Mr. Cypress. The 40mph sprint isn't as impressive as your creatively twisted persona and mentality. You are so friggin wasted in Montana. Get to L.A. or NY IMMEDIATELY and share that insanity with the rest of the world.

God knows we could use some more of that. You are the Ryanf Antidote.

And slow down before you hurt somebody.