When we were teenagers, my best friend, his brother and I were dirt-bike riding at an area hot-spot. My friend could not stand it any longer and had to 'hit the bushes' off the trail for some relief. Being (naturally) without paper, he grabbed for the softest, largest leaves within reach of his squat. Unfortunately for him, he found out very quickly that they were nettles. I never saw so much squirming around in the saddle while riding. His brother and I almost wrecked we were laughing so hard.