"i ride bikes" is a thing my friend's collegiate team (UW-Whitewater) uses on shirts and pint glasses and whatnot. i've adopted it as my signature. i never quite saw the point in listing every bike i own. since the topic has been brought up:

2004 Gary Fisher Tassajara - my fun-in-the-dirt toy
2003 Salsa Campeon - my training/road race rig.
1970s Chimo Cobra - fixed conversion, currently in pieces in my attic, was used for Bike Polo and commuting
1999 Bianchi Veloce - current rainy day commuter. fixed. geared at 53x16
1980s Davidson Track - frame waiting to be built. fedex has hold of this one since they damaged the headtube in shipping. once that gets sorted out either it, or the frame i get with the money from the claim, will be my new race bike.


as far as the rest of the conversation goes, i'm through. i dont think anything is going to come out of it except for me looking like an ass, which really is nothing new.