Originally Posted by CaptMatt15
+ Eleventy Billion
put some magura hydraulic rim brakes on there too....
Just so happens I know where to get some Linkity-link-link
Originally Posted by Patriot
Did someone say purple?
(pics coming soon)
Signs of the Apocalypse
1. George W. Bush admits he was wrong..about ANYTHING
2. Reanimated corpse of Mr. Hooper descends on Sesame Street to exact murderous vengeance on Snuffleupagus
3. AOL/Time Warner reincorporates as a non-profit
4. North Dakota ravaged by civil war with South Dakota
5. Los Angeles swept away by 1000-foot Cheez Wiz tsunami
6. Gallup Poll reveals Americans totally apathetic about sex
7. JFK Jr. and Princess Di rise from the dead to sire a new race of entitled do-nothings
8. Clay Aiken comes out of the closet 
9. Canada develops its own culture
10. Swarms of flying goats terrorize playgrounds
11. Tall glasses of cool, wholesome milk spontaneously transform into White Russians
12. Paris Hilton joins MENSA
13. Chimpanzees begin to shop at the Gap
14. France wins a war
15. Donald Trump marries Rosie O'Donnell
16. Flipping someone the bird can KILL THEM
17. New fast food craze: McLocust Burgers
18. Cease fire declared in war between cats and dogs
19. Lil' Jon is appointed UN Secretary General
20. Statues of the Virgin Mary sprout thick black goatees and Groucho glasses
21. World's unset VCR clocks all stop blinking
22. Britney Spears given Nobel Peace Prize
23. The Almighty appears on talk shows, promoting his new project "Let There be DARKNESS"
24. Laura Bush gives birth to conjoined hyena pups
25. The introduction of non-alcoholic Jägermeister
26. Disney remakes Faster Püššýcat Kill Kill
27. Republicans grasp the mathematical fundamentals of addition and subtraction
28. McDonalds and Starbucks merge
29. A giant Porky Pig appears as a fireball in the sky and stutters, "Th-th-that's All, Folks!"
30. Nudist nuns riot in the streets
31. Oprah's Book Club recommends Naked Lunch
32. Churches liquidate all their investments for charity
33. Hustler launches an Arabic edition
34. Earth's sun goes nova, incinerating all nine satellite planets in a nanosecond
35. All around the globe, ketchup flows freely from glass bottles
36. Jesus and Mohammed take on Joseph Smith and L. Ron Hubbard in a cult-founder-takes-all tag-team wrestling match
37. Human embryonic stem cells included in Parker Bros. chemistry sets
38. The Pope spontaneously combusts
39. Gas prices drop to $1.00 per gallon
40. Rush Limbaugh caught in love nest with Micheal Moore
41. Stubborn underwear skidmarks miraculously disappear
42. Purple Anodized bike parts make a come back
43. It rains McRib Sandwiches
44. High school shop teachers regrow lost fingers
45. MERTON revealed to be a super-genius
46. Scientific study reveals a race of aliens that based their lives on "The Simple Life" and now want revenge
47. The Hell's Angels trade in their Harleys for Vespas
48. Expanding hot air from Fox News displaces both the troposphere and stratosphere
49. All energy drinks turn into rancid cat urine (but nobody notices)
50. All that other stuff in the Bible actually happens
Last edited by Raiyn; 05-31-07 at 08:11 PM.