Mercurio something-or-other, bought a few days back for about £150 at the LcheapoBS after trading in my dirt-cheap Saracen MTB.

Hello average 18mph!

Hello (today) bodged-on high-rise rack (more screws missing from what the LBS sold me than a flat-pack wardrobe, no, it is actually bolted on, not held on with the bungie) and no more silly stickers (visible screwed up atop saddle.)

Note colour co-ordinated pump allegedly capable of 90psi, and detachable front shrubbery.

Grim lycra-clad racing freaks can say what they like about my pauper's faux racer. I can now keep up with them and say it right back. - Taller gearing coming soon, so I can overtake them and fart in their general direction too.