i was totally anti spandex but i could say my ass always hurt as well. now i wear bike shorts unerneath everything and im always a happy camper. Except last weekend after wearing them under my shorts from 2 pm-10pm it was so hot i made up a song called "Las Vegas in my crotch" it sounds like Peaches. I need to find some of those underwear shorts.
i do not have a schlong.
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Ode to the after work nap ( ride your bike instead)
Ode to the nap
The evil, evil nap
It lures
you succumb
But only with good intent
Shortly I will rise
But you do not.
Do not succumb
To the evil, evil nap