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Which way does yer junk fall?

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Old 06-12-07 | 04:33 PM
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guys putting it to one side is miserable tease

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Old 06-12-07 | 04:54 PM
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Originally Posted by doofo
guys putting it to one side is miserable tease

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Old 06-12-07 | 04:56 PM
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just open yur fly and let it enjoy the wind.
 
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Old 06-12-07 | 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
i do not have a schlong.
You're missing out
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Old 06-12-07 | 06:20 PM
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Does 'Man-gina' count?
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Old 06-12-07 | 06:33 PM
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I put my junk in the little cutout hole in my saddle. I also ride naked.


(I don't have any junk, but if I did, that's how I would ride.)
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Old 06-12-07 | 07:32 PM
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i put my hand up on your hip
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Old 06-12-07 | 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
i do not have a schlong.

They're quite enjoyable. You should think about purchasing one. Or maybe leasing one for the weekend to see how you like it.
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Old 06-12-07 | 10:41 PM
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i bought a ***** on the way home. I will try it out tomorrow and see which side it falls on. Hopefully it wont fall into my spokes.
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Old 06-13-07 | 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Terror_in_pink
I bought a ***** on the way home. I will try it out tomorrow and see which side it falls on. Hopefully it wont fall into my spokes.
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Old 06-13-07 | 05:41 AM
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that awesome afroman song FTW
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Old 06-13-07 | 07:10 AM
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Old 06-13-07 | 07:36 AM
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if i want to look lame, i will go to the road cycling forum... ;p
and if I want to be a hipster ****** with smashed nuts, I'll apparantly come here.
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