Originally Posted by Igneous Faction
One time, while my friend was being pulled over, his exhaust was torn from the downpipe back off his ****ty Tercel by a highway rumble strip and thrown into the front windshield of the police car pulling him over.
That cop was ANGRY. No ticket though; he just made him run out into the middle of 78 and retrieve his exhaust.

That's a better story.
Those rumble strips are scary ****. They make sense on the shoulders of highways (because at a high speed they just vibrate your car to wake you up) but when put all the way across the road in a 25mph zone they just make it dangerous for cyclists.