I hope that i can think that quick/have the ability to make a cop run over something huge if i ever get pulled over.

Also, if i ever actually get pulled over, i'm going to start running headfirst into the cop cars that are parked in shard bike lane on hennepin downtown every single time I'm down there, and then sue the city.

No lights on, no emergency, and always at least one there. Bus lane to your right, oncoming traffic to your left, cops where the bikes are "supposed" to be.