From those of us who care deeply about you:

1. Set the clip tension as low as you can get it.

2. If you have a trainer, practice on the trainer clicking in and out.

3. If you don't, practice riding around large grassy lawns so it will cushion your fall.

4. Be sure to buy sexy shoes. Something made by Sidi (OK, you already have Shimano shoes, but these are Sidi's, dood).

5. Always give advise that is numbered, for easy reference.