Since we're in the same area roughly, I'll keep an eye out for it. If I see anyone riding a bike that looks similar I'll be sure to tackle them or run them off the road (if I'm in my car).

Some coincidence though, I was at my LBS a few weeks ago and the guy at the store said someone stole a brand new Madone. Apparently the dude gave a stolen credit card to the guy at the store so he could test ride the bike and then he just rode off with it...