Due to the recent thread about hitting animals, I'm going to revive this one. Some of these stories are so ****ing funny. I got a new one.

A girl I know was riding and suddenly sees a little girl screaming and running toward the street. Then my friend's tire goes flat because she hits something. The little girl starts sobbeing and my friend can't figure out what's going on. She looks down to see what killed her tire and it was half of a hamster's head. She killed this poor little girls pet right in front of her.