i fell asleep with the television on last night. this is a sure fire way for me to have wacky dreams.
i dreamt that my girl was on the firm trying to make her butt smaller. i then decided to ride to where they were filming but my back wheel turned to mush for some reason..like laffy taffy, just started to melt.

i was amazed.

p.s. there was an infomercial for the firm on the tele when i woke.