there are giant football sized land crabs all over the island here that like to come out at night..

there are also little to no street lights and my front light is a total wussbag..

i swear I've almost hit about 10 of those crabs.. they like to stare at you and either not move or move into your path of travel at the last moment..

if I actually hit one though, i would have an entire tire/tube chopped in two down to the rim, as well as a bent rim.. and there are no bike shops here.. those f***ers could clip a finger off if they got a hold of you..

I've also been chased by wild roaming cows/bulls down here.. now those are scary..and big..and have big pointy horns.. my bullhorns are nothing compared to real bullhorns..