C'MON! Time to cowboy-up commuters.

Get passed by a roadie? Pass him right back.

You are the warriors of the streets, you ride every day all year round. You are not "out for a ride", you ARE RIDING, simply riding to get to/from work. You may wear spandex, or not, it doesn't matter. You don't ride in a peleton, you ride with a backpack. Don't plod back and forth on your commute, eat up the competition.

Drop the friggen hammer on everyone you see on the road, e v e r y o n e !

Old ladies?
Smoke 'em

College dork on a hybrid?
Leave him in the dust

Roadie up ahead?
Reel him in

Roadie group passing you?
Jump in the paceline, draft them, pass them.

Then slap yer ass!