Ok, now I'm embarrassed, but that's gotta be the bottom of the barrel.

Lucky for you guys, that writers strike you had all those years ago killed the show he was in (The Highway Man..?), or he still might be on your TV

He says he once saw the lead actor of the show, who was apparently very religious, reading the bible during a break in filming, and Jacko said: "don't bother reading it, mate, I read the last page; the Devil done it."

Or is that just some tired old gag?